Perfect Eyesight

Description

My wife was getting ready in the bathroom and said

I feel horrible…I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

I said…your eyesight’s damn near perfect!

and that’s when the fight started.

Another funny original greeting card from Malemark Greeting Cards. We create greeting cards from a man’s perspective. When you look for “Greeting Cards for Men” look for the Malemark Brand Name. Since 2008, we have been selling funny, humor, apologetic, and sports cards all over the world.